Showing posts with label farm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label farm. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Dam Wood Tables

In cleaning out a cabin on my farm in 2013, I came across an old rustic wood table, made from tree branches.  My wife saw this piece during the cleanup process, and suggested that we take it home.  It now lives on our back porch, sporting the decorations of the season.  Over time she hinted that she would like me to make her another table like that one.

I meditated on the project for months, mentally putting small logs together.  Finally I reached the point of execution.  I examined in detail the table construction and went after the building materials.  I harvested a number of small trees from the dam of my farm pond.  (Who let those trees grow on the dam anyway?)

My first table creation
I pulled out some cedar planks trimmed off another project and used those for the table top.  Then I crafted the legs, based on the prototype discovered in my cabin.  This whole process took a number of hours as I bent nails, pre-drilled nail holes, and broke off three drill bits.  This project proved more challenging than I had imagined.  With the project apparently complete, I checked its stability:  so wobbly, I would not trust it to hold a stack of Richard Rohr books.  After adding two more stabilizing pieces, I declared the project complete.  Later I learned that hickory logs present particular challenges for nail driving.  So that’s what hickory looks like, eh.

My wife loved the table.  She sent photos to her sister, who of course wanted one for her porch.  I had my second commissioned project.  This time I pulled out my magic tool.  I had never used the nail gun that came with my air compressor, but suspected that it would suit my purposes perfectly.  Sure enough, it turned me into a fastening hardware wizard.  Not only was it efficient, it was fun.

With this second table complete, I had my sister-in-law’s birthday present all ready.  There was only one problem.  My wife liked that table too.  It was a perfect match to the first table, and, well, she really needed it.  Of course.

By now, I found myself enjoying this new hobby.  I selected all cedar wood for this next project, because now I was an artist.  In no time I fashioned another table for the birthday, and it now proudly resides on a suburban porch in Raleigh.

I looked for the next project.  I found some wood from a fallen barn on my farm and popped together tables and shelves of various shapes and sizes.  To raise funds for my mission trip to Uganda in April, I sold tables to my neighbors.

Now I find myself working in the garage in my spare time, taking my natural materials and fashioning one-of-a-kind creations.  This wood from my dam became works of art.  Now I have dreams of marketing my Dam Wood Tables as a small business.

Never meant to be firewood
Last month my family spent a couple of nights in a cabin along the Blue Ridge Parkway.  As we stacked firewood on the porch, a piece of split pine called out to me; its curvy grain could not bear to be burned, so we brought it home.  It is now a small stool sitting on my hearth.  My family protested my plans to sell it, so I suppose we will keep it as a memento of our trip to the Parkway.

Through this brief foray into rustic furniture construction, I have learned some important lessons. First, the materials often determine the project.  When I pick up a piece of wood, I imagine what this piece wants to become.  With one board I planned to make a table, but I could not determine where to cut it.  Then I realized the board’s real purpose.  With two cedar logs supporting it, the board now serves as a small bench on my front porch.  It was never meant to be a table.  I have spent far too much energy forcing my will on objects, situations, and people. 

Second, my techniques improve through trial and error.  I rarely get it right in my first attempt, but I learn as I go.  This applies to everything from parenting to pastoring to building.  My latest tables have firm legs without all the bracing.  The more I do this, the better I get, as long as I keep learning.

Finally, I am learning what it means to be an artist.  God has made me to be creative; I am made in his image, and he is the Creator.  In my work, whatever it is, I seek God’s guidance to make something beautiful and useful.  Some pieces I like so much that I hesitate to part with them.  They may only be sold to good homes where they will be loved and appreciated.  Or we may just keep them.

You can find more photos of my work on Twitter, @damwoodtables. 

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Redneck Weed Control

I tried an experiment today.  I'll let you know if it was successful.

You see, I'm very allergic to poison ivy.  I hate the stuff.  This time of year, it has no leaves, but you can still recognize the "trunk" of the vine.  The big vines look hairy.  Even in the winter, contact with these vines can cause severe outbreaks, so I try to stay away from them.

Unfortunately, these vines are all over my farm.  As I walk through the woods, I cringe when I see them.  At least they don't have any leaves right now.  And so winter is the best time to kill the stuff.  I searched the internet for ways of killing poison ivy in winter. One clip was helpful--it showed a guy using long handled clippers to sever the vine.  You don't want to use a saw or axe or machete, because these will cause the evil urushiol poison to spray out from the vine.

Clippers would work fine for small vines, but I've got some vines bigger than my forearm.  Clippers would never get through these suckers.  So, I had to think of a way to cut the vine without getting sprayed with the poison.

So here's my experiment.  I took my 12 gauge Remington semi-automatic shot gun and used it as a primitive saw.  From a safe distance--at least I hope it was safe--I fired away at these nasty vines, as close to the root as possible.  Some vines were so thick, it took a dozen shots to blow them in two.  White wooden bits of terror flew everywhere, but not near me.

In the spring when these vines sprout from their stumps, I'll hit them with Roundup to finish the job.  It's not cheap to fire so many rounds at these vines, but I'll be glad to get rid of them.

In a few days I'll know if I stood at a safe distance.  I'm itching to find out.


Epilogue:  No rash from the vine blasts!  Oh yeah, I need some more 12 gauge shells.  There are dozens more of these evil vines to kill.


Photo: Watch out, poison ivy vines...I've got a shotgun, and you ain't got one.