Where’s Momma?I thought she was with you…
Why is the internet not working?Our router sucks.
Will you kill this bug?No.
Have you heard this preacher?No. For some reason I don’t watch TV preachers. I’m sure that some are very good.
Do you know the commercial about ?No. I don’t watch enough TV.
Did you run the Olympic triathlon?No. I only run the “sprint” version of the triathlon. But I think it’s cool that you think I could do that.
How old is your dog?Licorice, our black lab, is almost 12.
What are you doing?It’s a long story.