Where’s Momma?
I thought she was with you…
Why is the internet
not working?
Our router sucks.
Will you kill this
bug?
No.
Have you heard this
preacher?
No. For some reason I
don’t watch TV preachers. I’m sure that
some are very good.
Do you know the
commercial about ?
No. I don’t watch
enough TV.
Did you run the
Olympic triathlon?
No. I only run the “sprint”
version of the triathlon. But I think it’s
cool that you think I could do that.
How old is your dog?
Licorice, our black lab, is almost 12.
What are you doing?
It’s a long story.
